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Over the past couple of years, it’s become unfashionable to be considered part of some segment of consumers called the “1%.”
I don’t know what the all fuss is about. I’m part of the 1%, and damn proud of it.
Here’s how I figured out I was part of the 1%:
An organization called Public Policy Polling wasted somebody’s money by surveying consumers to find out that the following percentage of people believed the following things:
28% The planet is secretly ruled by the New World Order 15% There's mind-control technology hidden in TV signals 14% Big Foot exists 14% The CIA had a hand in the 1980s crack epidemic 13% Obama is the Anti-Christ 6% Osama Bin Laden is alive 5% Paul McCartney died in the mid-60s 4% Society is ruled by Lizard People ------ 99%
There’s the 99%, folks. I’m damn proud to be part of the 1%. (Although I am a big fan of the Lizard King).