The Financial Brand’s recent article on TD Bank’s new mascot raised two questions in my mind:
- What the hell were they thinking?
- What the hell did they pay somebody to come up with that?
I hope they didn’t pay a lot, because I’m happy to give that kind of advice away for free. So I’ve picked four lucky banks for whom I will make mascot recommendations:
PNC: PiNCh the Lobster
Bank of New York: Boney the Skeleton
Flushing Savings Bank: Tommy the Toilet
Bank of Kremlin Okla.: Nikita the Dictator
Just saved some banks a ton of dough, didn’t I?