Thanks to wiseass.org for the picture and instructions.
Bullshit Protector flaps are a great way to protect yourself from punditry bullshit and spin spewed by the marketing intelligentsia. It was inspired by Bill Moyer, a 73 year old vet, who was seen wearing the flaps over his ears in Salt Lake City, Utah.
Here’s how to make your own set of flaps:
Step 1 — cut out ear slots first
Step 2 — cut out bullshit deflectors
Step 3 — place over earlobes
No need to thank me. That’s what this blog is here for.