About this time last year, I published a list of updated bank slogans for 2008. This year, I’m moving up to the big time and renaming banks altogether. Here’s a partial list of new bank names we need to see:
Old Name New Name
NetBank NotABank
WaMu VaMoose
PFF Bank Poof! Bank
Integrity Bank DisIntegrated Bank
Hume Bank ExHume Bank
Security Pacific Bank In The Pacific Bank
IndyMac Bank InDeGround Bank
Downey S&L Downed S&L
ANB Financial A Necrophiliac’s Brothel Financial
By the way, if you wondering what these banks have in common, go here.
And if you need help understanding the name of the last bank, go here.