Why Amazon Should Sell The Kindle In Canada

Amazon announced today that it is planning to sell its Kindle product in 100 countries, but not Canada. What a mistake. Here are the top five reasons why Amazon should sell the Kindle in Canada:

5. Back-lit Kindles reduce Canadians’ need to put electricity in their igloos.

4. A Kindle won’t weigh down Canadians’ dog sleds like a pile of books does.

3. There are a zillion hockey books just ready to be scanned.

2. Amazon can convince Canadians that buying a Kindle will help reduce global warming.

And the #1 reason why Amazon should sell the Kindle in Canada:

1. Canadians need something to read while they wait months to see a doctor.

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