Stupid Headline Of The Day

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And I thought April Fool’s Day was April 1, not October 1. What an innovation, eh? What used to take about 7 seconds — “I’d like the Meat Lovers pizza, delivered to 123 Elm Street” — can now be done in, what, 1 to 2 minutes?

On the other hand, this is a real boon for the people taking orders at Domino’s — they can never understand what stoned college students are saying when they order, anyway.

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